Funny Quilting Coasters | Faux Statistics Collection

£4.00
£4.00
Statistic: 83% believe cups of tea help keep stitches straight
Subtotal: £4.00
Funny Quilting Coasters | Faux Statistics Collection

Funny Quilting Coasters | Faux Statistics Collection

£4.00

Funny Quilting Coasters | Faux Statistics Collection

£4.00
Statistic: 83% believe cups of tea help keep stitches straight

Every quilter knows that buying fabric and actually using it are two entirely different hobbies!

Our Faux Statistics Cork Coasters celebrate the funny side of quilting, with a collection of wonderfully questionable statistics that every fabric lover will recognise.

A huge hit at Festival of Quilts 2025, these humorous quilting coasters make brilliant little gifts for quilters, sewing friends and anyone whose fabric stash is getting slightly out of hand.

At just £4 each, they're ideal for stocking fillers, sewing group gifts, Secret Santa presents or simply treating yourself.

Choose Your Favourite Quilting Statistic

92% of quilters report improved mood after simply looking at fabric.

According to highly questionable data.

Small print: Survey conducted by The Quilters' Guild on two people... while browsing Liberty prints.

83% of quilters believe a cup of tea makes their stitches straighter.

Quilter logic 101.

Small print: Study results based on an afternoon in HQ's kitchen.

82% of quilters admit they 'just popped in for thread' and left with 3 metres of fabric.

Small print: Data gathered exclusively from local quilt shops across the British Isles... probably.

68% of quilters agree: finishing a project is optional.

Stitching truths revealed.

Small print: Study based on three overflowing WIP baskets and one very honest Guild member.

Quilters are 67% more likely to say 'I can fix that'... even when they probably shouldn't.

Small print: Confirmed by one very confident member with a needle and a dream.

Quilters are 87% more content than the average person.

Totally real, not-made-up research.

Small print: Study conducted by The Quilters' Guild... on a couple of very happy quilters.

86% of quilters believe buying fabric and using it are two separate hobbies.

Science-ish.

Small print: Data compiled from one overflowing stash cupboard.

A Little Gift for Someone Who Loves to Sew

Whether you're shopping for a quilting friend, putting together a sewing-themed gift hamper or looking for a small thank-you for your quilting group, these funny cork coasters are sure to raise a smile.

Choose your favourite design from the options above.

Sold individually. Colours may vary slightly.

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